keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head

Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne

by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019

Keithism

The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.

Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

by KeithLikesHippos May 2, 2019

Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020

ketziel

Ketziel is a weird ahh simp that clearly needs help and is obsessed with someone and can’t get them out of their head a complete weirdo

Ketziel is a simp for her.

by tarita123 September 12, 2020

Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.

I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor

by daithi2 April 29, 2021

keithish

Keithish is a language where a fruity person lets their emotions spill out through keyboard spam usually through excitement, love, or any other strong positive emotion.

(Thank you Peach for being able to define this word !!)

Mog: Oh wow, look at Steven go.
Steven: DJSUIEGRJ&$@T$Y^#&%UT@I%UY#&%T^$^)$()&@^%$@#UYUAWUE
Lemon: Dang.....they must be speaking Keithish!!

by Woah.a.rose November 10, 2021

keithia

Keithia is a very beautiful, loving, and caring person. She puts others before herself and she knows how to party! She can win all the guys

Woman:Keithia is so gorgeous.
Man:Wow look at Keithia!

by jaxsoandnd September 4, 2021