sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Joziej Koziej

It's a racial slur describing people with Mongolian, Polish and American as Stoner NPC's

-Bruh is he alive?
- Yes he's a Joziej Koziej

by Adiszox June 16, 2020

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022

Oldie Krovi Pick Up

When Krovi goes to the beach to pick up a lovely lady to take home.

My grandma got the Oldie Krovi Pick Up last weekend; she pogged out!

by Purple Hair Bartender September 16, 2022

National Kroniz Day

On July 26th we serve this as a purpose in the day. We celebrate the weird Discord User "kroniz_" for their good work at being weird.

They celebrated National Kroniz Day but they didn't eat any cake.

by kroniz_ September 2, 2023

Klaudia Kozikowski

when you transcend human consciousness to enter the fourth natural state

person 1: im klaudia kozikowskiing right now
person 2: no way me too
wszyscy: wszy

by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024