ken dowd 

A bottle full of urine.

Name after US Army Major General Ken Dowd, who issued a regulation prohibiting soldiers in theater from going outside at night without a warrior companion to hold their hand. Hence, soldiers who didn't want to wake their roommates for a quick trip to the latrine had to go in a bottle.

Wow dude, you need to clean up your AO. There's like 10 ken dowds under your bunk and I think one of them is leaking.

ken dowd by Noclaf Eulb August 22, 2011

ken gay 

A man who comes out as gay after he is married to a women

Joey is going to be a ken gay.

ken gay by Bowlerbot May 29, 2017

ken barlow 

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.

To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'

ken barlow by James Graley July 6, 2007

Ken shawty 

A ken shawty is a psycho bitch. She is very werid an random at times an has tendencys to blurt out her random outrageous opinions. People sometimes confuse her with having turrets. she always thinks that its her birthday and will always want to celebrate at resturants perferabley ones that sing. She might play softball or rugby. She loves going to zoos but ends up being left behind in the ostrage exhibit. They can either be a boy or girl depending how fenemine they are. oh an they obviously can't spell. She doesn't like boring people at all she always likes to have fun. If you are boring when a Ken shawty is around, she will scream douschebag at you until you leave. they like to tp themselfs when there going pee. They are the ones that get kicked out of old folks home for getting patients riled by yelling " free viagra ". You will fall in love them immediatley, they will be the coolest people you will ever meet in your life!

She's such a free spirt, she's a ken shawty.

what a mystical creature, she must be a ken shawty.

That chick is ca to the freaking zy shes deff a ken shawty.

Ken shawty by bonbut55 September 28, 2011

Ken-Duceing 

(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought

Everything

Stop Ken-Duceing

Ken-Duceing by Pettities+BLJ May 1, 2014

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

Ken Boner by kennith_bone October 16, 2016

Ken Effect 

Production lines unexplainably stop running when someone named Ken walks by.

I’ve been working non-stop. I wish the Ken Effect would happen.

Ken Effect by Ntlane2004 July 31, 2018