Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Aarson Judge

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.

Aarson Judge kinda looks like Aaron Judge

by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023

Inner judge

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.

Saying that you are bad, stupid, dumb, ETC
These are Inner Judge Judgements.

by Shakimblee myspace.com/ghettoprincess_kim November 8, 2007

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023