Jordan

A man sent from hell

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life

by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.

I think I like Jordan

by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.

Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage

by AldySkid November 17, 2017

Jordan

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way

You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.

by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :

Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021