Jong

A thong made out of denim

Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom

by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Jong In Chung

A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.

Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"

Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021