jobun

1. A nickname to use for someone with no nickname.

2. A nickname given to someone whose name you can't remember.

"Okay, see you later Pistol!"
"Yeah, later.........jobun."

by sheeeebub July 14, 2009

Butt jouster

A gay man who likes to ass bang

Look at those two butt jousters over there

by bling December 15, 2003

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008

steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

joust

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009

Jousha

A person of great being. Many dream to be like this divine human, an aries at heart, sexy to the bone, funny like dave chappelle on a stand up comedy, charming like a prince on a disney cartoon. Fabio Andretti is the synonym to such a beast.

Girl 1: I was talking to Jousha last night.

Girl 2: Damn he's the best thing since slice bread.

Girl 1: Ifkr!! OMG!

by Fabio Andretti July 11, 2012

Jobis

1.Marked by or inspring
2.Remarkable
:outstanding
3.Dearly loved by all
4.Suitable,useful or
desirable<the best producer>
5.Quality
6.Warm Hearted, friendly,generous in nature-

Wow your such a Jobis....

by Mrs.Wade February 11, 2010