jessi curran taco

jessi curran taco 🌮 is ze most iconic cliche ever to strut around.

she is ur typical thot and everyone should worship her

alternative names include: jessi the besti, jessi, iconiccliche, my best friend

RE EXAM: *describe God*
ME: jessi curran taco

by hannah the coolest August 6, 2019

Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

by Evilevad December 24, 2014

Jessy-ho

Small in height, Loser

"Look at that guy, what a jessy-ho"

by John Tinning October 18, 2008

jessie’s belly button

a warm soft, sometimes fuzzy hole, in the stomach of a beautiful girl, she has to have a mom bod, does not apply to super skinny no shape girls, no body likes a hard cold shallow hole.

as much as it annoyed her, jason could not resist sticking a finger in jessie’s belly button for the warm soft comforting feel

by jason1980 February 11, 2022

screaming great jessie

Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.

What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.

by Slagathor September 22, 2005

sally jessy raphael

Sally Jessy Raphael.. is the best tv show ev0r! soo random... soo rare.. soo addictive! + yay! sally! yes... go watch it.. you know you want to!
weekdays - itv2 4.55pm! yay!

"hey! you lay a hand on me i knock you senseless!" - sally jessy raphael

by Shez Pie October 1, 2005

Jessie Car

A nickname for a girl named Jessica.
Can be mixed up with different types of transport to form Jessie Van, Jessie Bike, Jessie-go-round, wherever the mood takes you.

Carl: Hey Jessie Car!

Jessica: No, it's Jessie Hearse today. A relative died.

by thewordmeister<3 January 4, 2010