by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017
Get the Jessemug. Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.
by DrDudemister April 3, 2019
Get the Jessemug. A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 October 16, 2008
Get the Jessemug. A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008
Get the Jessemug. he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,
by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014
Get the jessemug. she's super cool but also has big dumb bitch energy also she falls in love with people after 0.5 seconds of them being nice to her.
by dumb bitch energy November 3, 2018
Get the jessmug. A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
Get the Jessemug.