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Lyfe Jennings

the best artist alive. with the hit single S.E.X
Did u hear about that new artist Lyfe Jennings
No, should i have
Yea, his song S.E.X blasts on ma IPOD
by Astacia November 25, 2007
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Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.
After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.
by bundies January 19, 2010
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Jerking

A dance that originated in California

They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic

All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.

Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.

Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.

Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.

(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)

Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.

Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.

1 of 2 things will happen.

Scenario 1:

Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!

(Does some retarded shit in the circle)

Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.

Scenario 2:

Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
by Vanillaz April 25, 2010
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ken jennings

The guy who has been on jeopardy for over a month and has won over a million dollars, more than anyone in the whole history of the show.
Ken Jennings plays again at 3. Will he get beat today?
by stokes July 21, 2004
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junking

The art of searching or shopping for bargains, anitques, collectibles, or any concievable kind of dust collector or garbage.

Best places to look are at yard sales, chinese auctions, flea markets, swap meets, thrift shops, stores, or curbside.
They're is out junking again at the local swap meet.
by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011
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Jenkins

Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert.

The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.

Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!"

"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
by Henry and Anne December 20, 2012
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Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010
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