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jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville

A fictional village where jenifer "jamongalope" (see jamongalope) dispenses used edible tampons and occasionally rape feeds them to unsuspecting children in a pez dispenser like fashion.
Cory: You be good Nick and keep your fly zipped, or your mom will send you to jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

Nick: Oh snap, I aint after that menstral blood, I'll keep it in my pants.
by Steve J G October 16, 2008
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Jennifer Connelly

An attractive, slightly underrated female actress with slit-like nostrils. Probably best know for staring in the Hulk.
by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006
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Jennifer

A girl who you love no matter what. She is the mother of your beautiful children and makes uncountable sacrifices for them and your family. She is your reason for living and the light at the end of all your dark tunnels. She is why you wake up in the morning.

Also, she does anal.
Man, I finally met my Jennifer!
by dinsurgent February 4, 2010
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Jennifer Love Hewitt

An eskimo that traveled to the United States to become a famous actress and is now marginally successful.
Do you know Jennifer Love Hewitt? That inuit can act!
by ElGato December 28, 2005
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Jennifer

A gorgeous girl capable of many things, a brunette goddess, but is a virgin until the perfect man comes by. Bright and extraordinary, she stands out in the crowd, smiling and waving while still looking absolutely beautiful. She flirts with lots but turns down most, be careful!
Girl 1: Omg, is that Jennifer?
Girl 2: Duh! Where have you been, in prison or something?

Guy: She gives off that totally hot vibe...
Jennifer: Heyyyyyy.
Guy: Hey, hot stuff.
Jennifer: Ugh. Hi guys, no, not you.
by pseudonymoushotstuff:) February 24, 2013
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Janifer

The best story teller there is and will ever be! a janifer is a big ball of randomness and entertainment. if you cant find entertainment talking to a janifer you should shoot yourself. a janifer is one of the funniest people around no matter what shes talking about she finds something funny about it. janifer is obsessed with texting on android phones so watch out! janifer is a pretty damn funny drunk. janifer hates the taste of southern comfort. janifer is also an avid panty freezer so watchout! janifer is all around AMAZING. BAM
holy shit where are my pantys?

Janifer got to them.
by godlebuck November 28, 2011
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Jennifer

Jennifer is beautiful inside and out. She is remarkably sweet and generous. Jennifer will go out of her way to make all feel welcome and important, even at a function which she is not the host. Her smile brightens others day. She is a successful parent. One who brings up children that have enormous respect and love for their mother and a respect for life and people in general. Jennifer's seem to work best alone rather than in a relationship. However, they are very desired by the opposite, and same, sex. Jennifer's need to be cautious of jealous people. A Jennifer's life seems to be much more interesting to people than their own. She is kind and honest and a fabulous friend. Jennifer defines sexy.
Everyone was in a trance when Jennifer walked into the room.

The laughter was musical when Jennifer told her joke.

The men were disappointed when Jennifer left the room.
by Suvsmumz February 4, 2010
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