Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.

Carter Jensen you have car in your name.

by SekuTard December 11, 2018

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019

Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.

“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”

by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020

Evie Jensen

Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.

Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen

by Eves_101 February 28, 2021