Jake

jordan really thinks he super hot.

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself

by testie lover October 3, 2022

Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa

“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there

wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!

by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019

Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.

im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3

by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019

Jake

Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.

In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️

by The Chipporino August 29, 2022