Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
by Unk22 August 05, 2022
by Neil White October 30, 2006
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by 3d1technology1 November 21, 2018
Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
by jakepaul124 November 18, 2020
Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016