Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
by Unk22 August 5, 2022
Get the Not to jack my self offmug. by Neil White November 5, 2008
Get the jacking the dog off to feed the catmug. by eda-skip November 24, 2021
Get the Jack me off like you beat your own meat!mug. Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
Get the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug. An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
Get the Jack-Off Scratchpotmug. by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024
Get the jacking off a trans manmug. In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
by Jerry M. March 12, 2007
Get the Royal Jack Offmug.