jet dryer

A device used to dry a NASCAR or another Motorsports race track. Also Juan Pablo Montoya’s meetup place where shit gets heated.

Tom: is the NASCAR race on
Pat: no the jet dryers are out, it stopped raining

by SamuelWilson615 April 16, 2018

The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

by Old Scratch August 17, 2023

Jet Fuel

When you put every alcoholic drink under the sun into one big fuck off bottle.

With the drinks leftover from the party last night Matt made some Jet Fuel.

Fuck bro, that Jet fuel goes hard.

by Samo 01 March 19, 2018

Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed

You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

Jet Wack

Jet wack is related to, but not to be confused with, jet lag. To be jet wack is to be "hangin' behind the times." But can also be defined as catching onto trends that have long since been "wack."

Jack: "Yo, Johnny was so jet wack last night."

Alec: "Yeah he looked like a 70s roller derby icon."

by Hanes74 May 2, 2017

Jet-bubbling

When urine exits through the urethra at such a high velocity that when it is wntering the water it creates bubbles.

OMG bro! I just Jet-bubbled so hard in your toilet.

Sorry, i'm going to have to hang up, I am jet-bubbling so hard!

by Boswald Bosely March 9, 2019