Jess

an extremely beautiful girl who is the nicest, funniest, and all around most awesome person ever

I wish i could hang out with Jess right now...

by gooseorpuffin March 21, 2009

jesse

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

Did I tell you about Jesse? He gave me the night of my life last night!

by anonymous3763978 September 16, 2008

Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional northern accent.
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)

I MUST TEXT JESS ABOUT THIS...NOW!

by elle,the,elephant November 22, 2011

jessamy

the definition of the word cool

Jessamy is the definition of cool!

by jezzamii June 2, 2008

Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 2, 2019

Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

by JB224 June 19, 2020

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004