jayloni kelly

a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.

there goes jayloni kelly's alien head cornflake smelling ass.

by XxasdfghklxX July 8, 2011

jalopy

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.

My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.

by worddog June 2, 2003

Jaylon

A tall, slim, caring guy with a love for sex and a deep voice. Known to be secretly interested in gay sex.

My friend asked me if he could suck my penis. He must be a Jaylon.

by Mr. Yhu October 16, 2011

jalop

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

by Deek Méhöfwright June 16, 2010

jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003

Jalopknowledge

The ability to read a world renowned car blog and instantly believe you are an expert on all things car. The ability to quote every performance spec and aspect, including driving impressions, of a new sports car...without ever having drivin it.

Have you ever actually driven a Porsche 911, or is that just your Jalopknowledge talking?

by RaceCarDriverII October 4, 2011

jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003