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A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.
Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??
Jakob by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019
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verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.
I jacobed.
Jacobed by Levarris August 15, 2019

JakobGist 

When it comes to firearms and firearm safety, JakobGist is the guy to go to. He knows guns in and out and is good at putting a bitch down when they say liberal shit. A JakobGist doesn't give a shit what you think about guns, he make your ass gun powder if you speak against guns.
"I need my AR-15 fixed by that JakobGist"
JakobGist by RiggityDiggity November 5, 2019

jakob mott 

Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!
Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.
jakob mott by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 7, 2019

jakob gould 

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches
did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot
jakob gould by jay co hoe December 9, 2019
Jakob Is the type of 11 year old who lives in cali and goes to elportal and cant go a week with out a gf and will do dumb stuff and watches Hentai.
Jakob is not a virgin
Jakob by FAding Skies December 14, 2019