I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021
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by redFIVE May 12, 2008
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat
When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
by atheneum November 02, 2013
When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.
by yoyo42 July 18, 2018
When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.
Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?
by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019