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Mummy’s Breath

The gasses of an expelled fart that are stuck marinating between butt cheeks for an extended period, then released.

The contents of which may or may not contain solid or liquid material.
His fart smells like the breath of a decomposed mummy that’s been buried in a tomb for 5000 years. Mummy’s breath almost smells like the mummy crapped his pants before he died!
by Sully2 December 17, 2019
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Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"
I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!
by Jrh December 14, 2013
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agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.
Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019
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zaggly breath

what you have when your breath smells and/or tastes like shit. It smells "ex-zaggly" like your butt.
"Ew, all the guys Alyssa has hooked up with say that her zaggly breath was so bad that their dick smelled for a week"
"I have zaggly breath, my mouth tastes exactly like my butt"
by queensteph August 27, 2016
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Fat Breath

When one is not fat but breaths heavily like a fat person when performing any sort of activities.
Stacy: I hate going up these stairs!
June: Me too! It's only one flight but I always get fat breath when I reach the top.
by Veenasaur May 30, 2012
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leo's breath

Hotter than the sun's surface. Breath so hot just a small blow and your ramen gets cooked.
If you put a leaf in Leo's mouth and take it out it'll turn to ash.
I went to the beach and it was so hot, I swear it felt like Leo's Breath.
by ShadowGearX February 21, 2017
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Thirsty Breath

The stale, slightly sour smell a person gets when they have dry mouth from lack of water or other beverages.
I wasn't allowed to drink anything 12 hours before my surgery, so I had mad thirsty breath.
by lickwidsnake June 16, 2011
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