baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"

This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...

by Jethed January 20, 2011

Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Bacon is tasty.

by MelonMan_ December 2, 2013

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

bacon

the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

by biglevi May 18, 2009

baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

by JohnX June 28, 2006

bacon

Getting Salary from work.

Devo - Mongoloid

mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

by inyoureface December 28, 2005

bacon

typical hoochie, stuck up, mean, agressive, and violent.

hey look, theres bacon!

by mrizzle December 28, 2005