Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!

Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.

Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.

by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Afton Iowa

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.

This town is soooo Afton Iowa

by TRIGGLER STUDENT FUCKER 69 May 28, 2020