invagine

To imagine with your vagina.

Can you invagine Channing Tatum, hot oil and some handcuffs?

by Buh lonee December 30, 2014

invasion of poland

A leisure activity that practically took the elite of Nazi Germany by storm in the months following up to September 1939, where a massive Invasion of Poland tournamend was held in the city of Warsaw.

Sorry, lad, I've got Invasion of Poland training this afternoon.

by memeboiiiii November 13, 2017

InvadedLands KitPvp

absolute chaos and aids

"InvadedLands KitPvp omg omg skeeeeepppppyyyyy uwu"

by Tashiiv2 InvadedLands/Hypixel January 6, 2021

Yiddish Invasion

When the sun goes down on Saturday, and the Hasidic Jews rush into Wal-Mart before it closes.

Last night at Wal-Mart there was a sea of cowboy hats, beards, and fake hair as far as the eye can see. It was a Yiddish Invasion.

by GringoTheClown June 8, 2010

Space Invaders

When two dudes bang missionary and the top jerks off the bottom.

My boyfriend love playing Space Invaders together! He's real good with joystick.

by slave.of.ganon February 5, 2018

Invalid

A person incapable of doing things for him or herself, also known as a turd

Mom: Let me drive you to work!
Girl: No thanks, Mom. I'm not an invalid.
Mom: Please, let me help you with something!
Girl: I'M NOT AN INVALID

by Katy Schmieds April 22, 2015

Invanity

When a person's vanity reaches insane levels.

Constantly checking one's self in the mirror and taking hours to get ready is absolute invanity.

by cornygirl123 August 3, 2012