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inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.
James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!
by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014
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inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011
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Double Inverted Shocker

Just like the shocker, but flip her on her stomach, and engage both hands. So its two in the pink and four in the stink.
I was giving this girl a back massage and I slipped her the Inverted Shocker, but it wasn't enough so I had to give her the Double Inverted Shocker.
by godzilla1972 April 20, 2009
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Inverted Don King

A very large bush! Not only a large bush, but one that hangs several inches below the camel toe, giving the look of Don King's head upside down between her legs. A low hanging birds nest.
Dude, when I got her panties off, I was smacked across the grill by her inverted Don King. I almost yacked!
by Bagmister September 18, 2006
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inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.
Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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Invertebro

Invertebro (n) Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS Trump even when he defends Nazis.
e.g. "Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros."
by Brand gal June 15, 2018
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