trench mouth

Terrible bad breath! The kind that is so horrible it makes others turn away when you speak to them.

Bob's trench mouth made my eyes water.

by 9key October 18, 2004

trench gaggle

A burial ground for many geese.

Man, that trench gaggle is damned big.

by HK February 23, 2004

Cock Trench

Vagina. Usually of a slut.

Used most commonly with "laying pipe."

Dude I laid some pipe in that bitch's cock trench last night. It was nasty.

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 06, 2009

Tom Trench

A motherfucking sack of shit which is lucky to be a reporter at 666 news, got his duck burned off by Katie Killjoy, a fucking virgin, died during WWI of poisonous gas. Other definition is also, a crime ridden Canadian goose known for its crimes.

Hey punk, you're so much like Tom Trench!
Wow, thanks!
You don't get it, don't you?
Wait, *searches in urban dictionary*. Fuck you....

by A nerd stick November 24, 2019

trench crack

Derived from "trench foot" - a condition experienced by soldiers during the world wars in "trench warfare".
Also known as chef's arse, an irritating, itchy skin complaint caused by a combination of heat, sweat and tight trousers.

"If I don't get my trench crack sorted soon, it's going to cross the Biffin's bridge and I'll end up with sack rot".

by Patrese December 29, 2007

Trench face

If you go to bed too late, the next morning you wake up with a tired line under each eye. After many late nights they resemble trenches! :(

Yes, i know i do have a trench face!

by meggymoomoo November 15, 2009

Trench Cock

The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.

"It's so hot in here"

"Yes, I've had trench cock for days"

by Pacific22 July 17, 2017