prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013

haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.

I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.

by DiRTWaL February 3, 2018

Dutch oven

When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.

My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.

by big zig February 23, 2011

bread oven

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.

John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!

by thejesusgod September 5, 2006

eggs in the oven

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.

Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy

by CLEVIN March 21, 2014

mud oven

the anus; having sexual intercourse of the anus

"you like it in the mud oven!"
"i stuck it in her mud oven!"

by Ville Valo January 14, 2006

pulling oven

sex act with oven mitts and cookies

"i walked in and they were like pulling oven on my bed"

by elmpoyrhy February 1, 2008