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Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me
by Grifball123 December 11, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Bowling Ballmug.

forced illegal dispach

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway
by jervik driver August 27, 2003
mugGet the forced illegal dispachmug.

Illegal experiments

Hmm... That's weird... What could she possibly have meant by that?

Hym "EXACT same story but 'Serves my God' and, therefore, is allowed to reap the benefits of his own productivity. And you don't have any power here either dumb-shit. How does that not apply to you as well? Neither does God. Your bible is horseshit and hasn't helped anyone and THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT THIS IS. THAT'S the point of the weaponized schizophrenia. Compelling people to turn to God so you aren't expected to help anyone. People are forced to just resign themselves to their fate. AND I SAID THAT EARLIER. I followed the kinetic through-line straight to Jesus and uncovered the source of weaponized schizophrenia. Cooperative non-association and shunning. Regardless of the circumstances. Because if you blame the circumstances, it's God's fault. Nothing can ever be God's fault. It could drown us all in a flood and it still wouldn't be responsible for the act of literal genocide it committed. No. It's that YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO the thing I AM FAULTED FOR NOT DOING.
I don't care about the perpetrators against me enough, therefore, they/you are justified in the imposition of schizophrenia. You're all fucking garbage for that. You have to (on some level) know that, right? And what do you prove by doing it? Nothing. I haven't grown or learned anything from this other than why people would walk into a school and murder a bunch of kids. This is it. You ask yourself 'Why wouldn't anyone do something like that!?' This is probably in the ball park of reason number 6-8 (The goldilocks zone of reasons to shoot up a place). Probably not the number 1 reason to do it but it's top 10 at least. Number 1 is probably molestation cover up. Like, if you get molested and they cover it up, you come back years later and *KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!* Maybe I'll do a list later for top 10 reasons to shoot up a school. I actually think genuine insanity is probably lower on the list. Like 9 maybe? Now that I think about it... Yeah... I'm going to do a list."

Iam "Hey, what'd she mean by illegal experiments?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
mugGet the Illegal experimentsmug.

illegal

A complement for people of hispanic heritage
Mexican: Eh do you have tacos little boy
American: Not for you, Illegal
Mexican: Wow you're such a great guy
American: I know i an
by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024
mugGet the illegalmug.

Illegal Drug

A kind of drug that is illegal bad.
OH SH*T IM TRIPPING!” - Illegal drug user
by Brokken Memememe March 23, 2023
mugGet the Illegal Drugmug.
you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick
James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal
by Canarsie57 December 16, 2021
mugGet the what you're doing with your mouth is illegalmug.

Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.
Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk
by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 8, 2023
mugGet the Feels Illegalmug.

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