Idaho

Idaho is a magical land where the grounds are made of potatoes and nearly everyone is either stupid or trying to blend in with the stupid the others are Californians trying to get away from california and californians trying to turn idaho into california while running away from california most people hate both for that singular reason

Oh hell naw the idaho people slaughtered the family of four californians

by Ccp spy November 26, 2022

Idaho

A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.

"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"

by Boys of the west May 14, 2022

Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.

If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.

by BuckleDown January 13, 2021

crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho

a crout crouton with a gucci belt made in northern idaho

Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.

by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023

Girlse, Idaho

"Sister" city to da predominantly-male capital-city metropolis.

In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Idaho payday

Leaving a gas station with a full tank of gas and 2 or more tobacco products.

Wow johnny filled his tank up and bought a roll or copenhagen, he just had an Idaho Payday

by Bagger_Vance July 14, 2017

Idaho muzzleloader

When you take a freshly chewed dip of Copenhagen mint long cut and put in in another males anus. Then use your penis as a ram rod to shove it in.

Charles spit his dip into Dan's ass and whipped out his penis with the quickness. Dan was officially Idaho muzzleloader.

by 2pesk July 26, 2022