Idaho

A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.

"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"

by Boys of the west May 14, 2022

Idaho Snow Cone

When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.

Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone

by Boss Tits December 16, 2021

Idaho Thanksgiving

Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.

Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?

by Player42069 December 16, 2021

Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.

If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.

by BuckleDown January 13, 2021

Idaho Butt Plug

The act of using a potato as a butt plug for male ejaculation

This guy asked me to use an Idaho butt plug on him last night.

by lancers46 January 16, 2021

Idaho Enema

A sex move; typically performed by gay men on each other. The dominant male will insert a greased potato into the rectal cavity of his partner, and both men will masturbate all over the bed sheets. Traditionally, both men will sleep together in the semen-covered sheets after the action has been performed.

Two of my friends did an Idaho enema in my parent's bedroom at a party. Cleaning that out the next morning was a disaster! the whole room smelled like a casting couch.

by blyat_boy February 11, 2021

Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021