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Hudson River

Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.
Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!
by Señor Sweet Beatz August 24, 2008
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Hudson

To Jerk someone hard to the point were they become blind and deaf.
I think I am going to hudson my enemies today.
by 2004kid August 13, 2018
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Hudson Yards

A real estate complex of ugly glass buildings located on the West Side of Manhattan. It's basically a billionare's dream city built by Stephen Ross for the rich and privileged to enjoy. And the rest of New Yorkers stay out, except for the wastebasket monument which doesn't have good views anyway.
Stephen Ross: Welcome to my new estate project Hudson Yards
Bystander: For rich faggots like you
by Lord Pesteron February 14, 2020
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Hudson

Very beautiful girl, most likely light brown hair, blue/green/gray eyes often gone to for advice, popular, really funny, everyone wants to be like her, confidence,not afraid to speak there mind,has all the guys fall over heels for her, very wise, most likely is in different friend groups but only has one best friend,every one wants to be her, often has a best friend with the initial E
I wish I had the confidence of a Hudson
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husniye

She is educated. She gave birth. Does not like fun, hates skiing, and seeing her husband skiing. She likes kebab and cares about her eyebrows.
Husniye is here to help you
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
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Amber and Hudson

Two people who are madly in love and will be together for eternity. <3
by awoman November 7, 2010
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Land It On The Hudson

Caucasian Definition:
An expression used when one finds himself in a difficult and trying situation and somehow manages to pull out a viable and productive outcome.

Ghetto Definition:
When you're about to get fucked but your like, fuck that nigga, I gotta plan.
Scenario 1:

Heikal: My girlfriend walked in on me having sex with her best friend.

Divyam: Holy shit! What did you do?!

Heikal: I did what any normal man would do - I told her to take off her clothes and join in.

Divyam: Way to land it on the hudson.


Scenario 2:

Jon: The cops caught me having sex with a minor.

Umair: Holy crap, how the hell did you get away with it?

Jon: The cop was homo, so I let him suck me off and do me up the ass. He let me go afterwards.

Umair: way to land it on the hudson

Scenario 3:

Bocchi: Fuck I just lost all my money on fucking SPONGETECH FUCK!!! THAT WAS NEARLY 10 Gs!! I hate MOSKOWITZ!

Nimesh: FUCK Yo I lost 8 Gs, lets just land it on the hudson, and get his daughter pregnant by a black man.
by PrinceURJordanTheThird April 11, 2009
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