Hubert

A Polish immigrant who steals anything he can get his hands on.

“That guy Huberted my house last night”

by StenyStew March 24, 2023

Hubert

An intense guttural belch low in pitch with a bassy rumble

That was one heck of a hubert.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Hubertus

Guys called Hubertus are tall, handsome, probably have dark hair and beautiful eyes. Their interest can range quite a lot but once they find something interesting they are truly fascinated. Although they are really strong and seem intimidating they have a truly kind heart and probably have a hidden artistic talent like music. They are always there for their friends, family or even a complete stranger. If they feel strongly towards you they will probably be pretty straightforward.A truly amazing person blessed by God and loyal to the grave.

Ah damn hubertus has another question.
He must be really interested in this topic.

by Angel_of_music September 2, 2023

Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023

Humberto

A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.

Humberto does so much for everyone. Fish on.

by anonymous January 21, 2024

Humberto

A zeisty ass motherfucker who loves to crawl on all fours. He’s super caked up and loves twerking especially when people watch. He loves his family and would do anything for them. You can count on him to get you out of a jam. Shame about his big ass forehead though.

“Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!

by I got the yamsssss November 25, 2023

Herbert’s Butt

Herbert's Butt: A term used humorously among friends to refer to someone's posterior, often implying it's legendary or versatile in its uses. It's a lighthearted way to celebrate a friend's rear end without any derogatory connotations.

Dang bro, you got a real Herbert’s Butt going on!

by dvd.21 July 5, 2024