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hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.
Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"
by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009
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humstep

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes
by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013
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Humungousaur Bitchus

A rare species of bitch. They are so bitchy that they are known to warp the fabric of space and time just by existing. They exist to make everyone's lives a living hell, and should be avoided at all costs.
Person 1: Briana started going out with me just so i would spend money on her... she never put out and ignored me on all of our dates... To top it off she would never stop fucking her ex-bf!

Person 2: Sounds like you've had the bad experience of being with a humungousaur bitchus... lets destroy her.
by atomicCascade May 20, 2013
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Hummus

Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. Not to be confused with Hamas , a Palestinian Sunni-Islamist fundamentalist organisation.
I got hummus for lunch
by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019
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humungus

Humungus is a word that can be used to describe something very large. It means the object or thing is bigger than huge, larger than gigantic, but not of infinite size. It can be used to describe loud noises too.
Olivia: that whale is huge!

Joobi: it is humungus!

Jennie: That sound was so loud it almost shattered my eardrums.

Joobi: Yeah, it was humungus.
by Top Defined December 1, 2020
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hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot
i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual
by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008
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humms

Imma kick your humms.
by blackcats17 September 14, 2016
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