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rose-hulman

School for the socially challenged. Otherwise known as a school of engineering. Most Rose-Hulman students spend their four years at the school much like they did in all the years leading up to it - Not getting laid. But unlike the idiots they went to high school with, these nerds get rich and so bitches become relatively easy to obtain. The school also has female students that become more attractive as your time away from the rest of society increases.
Girl: "I just married me a Rose-Hulman graduate"
Girl's Friend: "You go girlfriend, remember who your friends are when you start blowing all his cash. Told you those fake tits would pay for themselves"
by sceadu October 23, 2006
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human claymore

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009
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"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."
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Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.
David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!
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Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011
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