habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a shit place were all the junkies and pedafiles go.
it also makes you pay for shit virtual furniture and credits.

See Also: pedafile, junkie.

Habbo: can i order 5 credits please
Habbo Hotel Staff: That will be £50.
Habbo: OK
Habbo Hotel Staff: There you go! Thankyou!
(Habbo goes away)
Habbo Hotel Staff: He, He, He! Sucker!

by joe perkins December 28, 2005

habbo hotel

A shit little place where you pay a fucktard to put some words in your name

Fucktard: hey gimme 50 hc's and ill let u put god owner in your name.

Poor Sucka on Habbo: Ok

by Fuckhabbo April 24, 2005

Tokio Hotel

A Band from Germany that at oone point was awesome, but at this point it is impossible to listen to their english songs because of stupid fangirls who ruin everything

Fangirl: LYKE OMGZZZZ TOKIO HOTEL IS THE SEXXX!!! BILL UND TOM ARE LYKE TEH LIEBE!!!!!!! I LOVED MONSOON AND READY, SET, GO!!!!
Me: Dude do you even know there other songs?
Fangirl: Like omg they have other songzz??

by RavenRockstar January 31, 2009

Hotel Surfing

The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel

" man that hotel surfing was intense!"

by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005

Hotel California

A point in time in a man or woman's life wear the man/woman sees the reality of his/her world and rather than maintaining a life that is one of consumerism (9-5, pressures with being famous: whatever really troubles them about society) they just check into Hotel California, a vacation/getaway of drugs to alleviate the pressures and bs today's society throws at you that fucks with your brain because you can see past everything but can't understand why people are the way they are.

Bill O'Reilly's/ FOX News contaminates my brethren's brains and they will be unable to easily look past differences, guess I gotta check into Hotel California again.

by Analomous December 20, 2013

Hotel Cookie Tray

A white person attepting to be "hood."

"What up home skillet?"
"Aw nuttin much hotel cookie tray!!"

by Hotel Cookie Tray February 24, 2009

hotel

1. A place where you are fucked either way.
If your customer is angry/happy(i mean sexually excited) he fucks you & if your employer is angry/happy(refer the previous meaning) then your seniors fuck you.
2. replica of hell on earth if you are a good person
3. A place where politeness is taught impolitely

1. Wife - Dear, is there any way i can be fucked everyday?
Husband - Ya sure, why dont you join my hotel?

by perzialo October 23, 2007