hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023

Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.

Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.

by OldBay132 April 25, 2023

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.

In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket

by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020