Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

by Docrates July 12, 2022

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

1 America bonehead

2 pull a homer-
To succeed despite idiocy

Guy 1: hey you hear about the cop who stopped the bank robbery without doing anything

Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a homer

by Fifiigbjk February 8, 2023

homer-ish

The act of being, acting, or becoming like Homer.

Vivian your becoming homer-ish.

by J $kuad January 17, 2017

homer

A man who is so American I think he should reinstate manifest destiny.

Mmmmmmmm... *extreme saliva run* donuts... said homer

by some random lithuanian June 13, 2020