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scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.
She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
by The Captain December 20, 2003
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AlCan highway

The highway between Alaska and Canada.
It was 2,700 kilometers long when it was built in 1942. Recent reconstruction has shortened the highway to 2,232km.
I've flown a few times in the past, but I've also taken the AlCan highway up one other time.
by VIPYan May 16, 2014
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Two Lane Highway

When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.
"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
by Numero Two January 20, 2009
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Highway 420

Another form of stating the action of smoking marijuana. Derived in the back alleys of McAllen, Texas, this phrase came to be because the creator just randomly came up with it.
Guys... Lets go down Highway 420 for some relaxation.
by Wolfie_48 November 21, 2011
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the highway of tears

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.
Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.
by moonbug November 13, 2006
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Highway Tourette's

Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.

Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:
1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.
Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....

Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>
Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Joe: Bob. Drive.

Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....

Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!
Anne: Yes, but we're fine.
Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!
Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.
by Elocin834a October 8, 2008
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