Hainesport

Hainesport is a crappy town where most of the kids who live here are white people who think they're cool and act as gangsters. The students in Hainesport School are smarter than the teachers. (Well Most.) If you want to move to a quiet town I suggest you don't go here.

Hello son, how are you today?
I be straight trippin' yo. I wear clothes dat don' fit. Yo.

Or...

What'd you learn today hon?
Uhh, how to talk gangsta yo..

by cool guy March 3, 2005

Hayes

hayes is a super cool dude and he has a huge cock. if you see hayes you will cum everywhere.

yo have you seen Hayes? ya he nutted in my mom

by donttalktomeeee October 26, 2022

Laura Hayesmore

The most amazing girl you could ever meet although she doesn't realize just how perfect she is. She never fails to make you smile and will always have you staying on the phone until 2 am just to talk that little bit longer. She always knows what to say, and can fix any problem just with a few words.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you met Laura Hayesmore?"

Guy 2: "Wait, Laura Hayesmore the most beautiful, funniest and mostest amazing girl in the world? Yeah I think I know her.."

by Just me....... December 7, 2010

Dirty Hannes

A Gay man who accuses others, while secretly eat cock and gobbling litres of cum every night.

I met a Dirty Hannes last night

by Extra Whoosh June 30, 2021

Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world

Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!

by Bates^10 May 10, 2006

Hayes

Pulling a hayes is getting stuck up a hill during icy conditions, thus sliding backwards and crashing

During our wrestling trip, our coach pulled a hayes and we all prayed

by Andrew and joel February 27, 2009

Hayes

A photograph lacking in apparent artistic merit, more than likely copied from someone else's work. Usually these photos are badly lit and badly photoshopped and will always include a partially dressed female.

1st Person "Look at that photograph on Facebook it looks like a Hayes"

2nd Person "yeah its a total piece of shit"

by BorisYeltsin September 24, 2011