For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
Get the No-Hands-Freebymug. Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
by birdjjb February 15, 2007
Get the goon handmug. A woman's use of a hand to cover her pubic area when she is naked. The gesture is usually accompanied by an arm bra (i.e., the use of an arm to cover the breasts).
Guy 1: I hear that in her latest movie, Megan Fox is completely naked.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!
by ring-tailed roarer February 18, 2011
Get the hand pantiesmug. When your style of game playing is so bad there's no other explanation other than you are playing with shoes on your hands (Can be one or both hands).
A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)
A metaphor for players who are bad at playing games which involve the use of both or one hand(s)
"How can Sarah be so bad at aiming? " - T-800
"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese
"What do you expect? She's obviously playing with Shoe Hands" - Kyle Reese
by IndieManuel May 17, 2015
Get the Shoe Handsmug. Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Hand Waxmug. 
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
Get the nutty handsmug.