King Gato Hambergusa 

A Hamburger Bodied Cat with orange fur

-King Gato Hambergusa opened up a new resterant
-We Love Cat Burger

King Gato Hambergusa by Jason Pace October 13, 2007

hamburger meat 

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.

Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."

hamburger meat by That Fella. June 19, 2012

Hamburger Helper 

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

Hamburger Helper by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

sexual hamburger 

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!

Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.

sexual hamburger by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006

Fat Hamburger

fuckign maerican

die in twin tower fat hamburger

Fat Hamburger by wildthings June 4, 2003

Hamburger Jack 

A forceful robbery in which food stuffs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers etc. are stolen.

Robber: 'dis a Hamburger Jack son! Gimme the mothaf***in'burger!

OR

Purloiner: Excuse me Madam, might I obtain your beef patty sandwich at this time?

Hamburger Jack by S. Anadalus May 1, 2006