Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
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You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
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"Look I can't even mind my own business and retain money, respect and composure when for example SECURITY PLAYS RACKETEERING GAMES, RACKETIERING GAMES and others are on the receiving end of a lot of money. THE SUSSKIND PRINCIPLE
Their thinking, "your LOWEST on TOTEM POLE", " as you have no right to be as AWARE AND INTELLIGENT you emanate", so we'll ("simulate mental illness")
Right STACKS , as too bad as do you host a HEAVY SET BLACK GUY from 2500 S EL CAMINO at the SPA to find your SECRETIVE glory HOLES as to to again play the VEGAS PARADISE TRESPASS GAMES at ADULT PLACES ALLAH.
FROM redWood city CALIFORNIA to redMond WASHINGTON you NON-BINARY SMITH QUEEN....YOU DRINK WHINE.
"Look I can't even mind my own business and retain money, respect and composure when for example SECURITY PLAYS RACKETEERING GAMES, RACKETIERING GAMES and others are on the receiving end of a lot of money. THE SUSSKIND PRINCIPLE
Their thinking, "your LOWEST on TOTEM POLE", " as you have no right to be as AWARE AND INTELLIGENT you emanate", so we'll ("simulate mental illness")
Right STACKS , as too bad as do you host a HEAVY SET BLACK GUY from 2500 S EL CAMINO at the SPA to find your SECRETIVE glory HOLES as to to again play the VEGAS PARADISE TRESPASS GAMES at ADULT PLACES ALLAH.
FROM redWood city CALIFORNIA to redMond WASHINGTON you NON-BINARY SMITH QUEEN....YOU DRINK WHINE.
Look some of us are not interested in your COVER-UPS and lack of understanding of an EXTREMELY INTRICATE MAJOR OCCURENCE SITUATIONS INSIDE OTHER SITUATIONS that amassed it's CULMINATIONS in LAS VEGAS ....PARADISE NEVADA where believe it or not you MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS that need INFINITE REASSURANCE as the POLICE suggesting it to me , don't know their ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND and the reason some people are not even aware MANDALAY BAY the worst CLUSTER MURDER IN US HISTORY have no clue as my length ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE the length of time in LAS VEGAS PARADISE and HENDERSON cannot duplicate or even come close to my time there of all my EXPERIENCES and objectively reported in the MEDIA from DECEMBER 10, 2009 TO AUGUST 18, 2021 so please return your suppositions to others who want these MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS as even a PSYCHIATRIST that talked to me , did two know(no) shows as they never came back, so kindly (ALL OF YOU IMPLICATORS)...GET REAL!!!!
As MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS just aggravate because they are not giving back what I had taken from me as MONEY, MATERIALS and attempted composure for time to myself ..and they can keep their BRAIN PARALYSIS SHOTS AND DANGEROUS PHARMACEUTICALS to themselves as give it to the ones who are needy. but no thanks I think pretty clearly as I know what I am doing but to be honest with you "TRUTH AND WAVERING TRUST" are major issues with every single human being quite perfectly normalcy.
As MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS just aggravate because they are not giving back what I had taken from me as MONEY, MATERIALS and attempted composure for time to myself ..and they can keep their BRAIN PARALYSIS SHOTS AND DANGEROUS PHARMACEUTICALS to themselves as give it to the ones who are needy. but no thanks I think pretty clearly as I know what I am doing but to be honest with you "TRUTH AND WAVERING TRUST" are major issues with every single human being quite perfectly normalcy.
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