Half Mongrel

A soft On, Like a hard on But softer

dam it how do I get rid of this Half Mongrel in my pants

by Poon Idol December 24, 2003

half-assery

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.

Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!

by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 29, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D May 31, 2004

half-stag

The action of going to a formal dance with a partner that feels sorry for or pitys the person he/she is going with.

Guy: Hey you want to go to Prom with me?
Girl: Uhhhh...... wow... uh ok?
Guy: Great, what color will your dress be so I can match.
Girl: It doesnt matter because we're going half-stag.

by reggedoll May 11, 2010

Half-past Hell

A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.

Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!

James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!

by Kresnik November 29, 2011

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 2, 2015