To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
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by g#UNIT September 28, 2017
Get the grumpy Guido mug.A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.
HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!
by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008
Get the Guido Pump mug.the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010
Get the guido stache mug.In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH
by GWADAMN March 6, 2010
Get the Guido Werner mug.A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.
This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
by Panada Express March 22, 2010
Get the Chin-Guido mug.A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
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