Guff

A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.

That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.

by YourAverageEssexGals May 21, 2019

Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.

Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?

by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015

gaffer

a girl who is known for giving head; a slut; a brainer;

Kathlene is a gaffer, she sucks mad dick,what a hoe

by K,C October 15, 2007

guffin

when a female (or if you're gay, a male), while performing oral sex on a male, deep throat's a penis, and makes that "guff" sound as they gag...

Hey Ally, are you guffin? Damn, that bitch can guff! Troy's guffin mad dudes...

by Jakson Chazzz November 3, 2007

guff

insults or problems from someone else

often used by people too afraid to say the word crap or shit

nerd to nerd- he doesn't take any guff

gangster to gangster- snap homey dat mothafucka dont take no shit* from noooobodee

*in this case shit means guff

by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

guffaw

A loud, often mocking, laugh that can be highly offensive.

Sam guffawed as Toby mocked the crap out of John.

by William The Bastard June 26, 2010

Gaffer

n. (noun) A person who has an eccentric personality followed by various traits that similarly define them as an uncommon person, often considered hyper or energetic. Symptoms that often display a sign of being a gaffer include:

- constant dancing in public with/without music
- mumbling of obscure words that don't follow any particular language; spurting random noises
- acquires unique habits that many are attentive of (ex. sniffing food before eating it)
- sudden energetic impulses that may include shouting or jumping on random occasions

"Gaffer" can be translated also as gaffer syndrome, which may occur when a local person who acts like a gaffer spreads the "disease" to another person via spending time with them. It is highly contagious, and no known cure is found for it. Once infected, that victim is essentially a gaffer for the remainder of their life.

"Oh man, did you see that chick fall up the steps?!"
"Yeah bro, she is such a gaffer."

"Whoa whoa whoa - you did WHAT with him?"
"I made him a chocolate cake - all gaffers love chocolate cake."

-mumble mumble-
"...did you say something gaffer?"

by Encyclopedia Gaffer March 16, 2012