Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 23, 2018

gronchi

A combination between grimy and raunchy.

When Eve threw up on yellowlight that shit was gronchi.

by Aspherikal August 31, 2017

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018

Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

by Khailaty December 4, 2018

Grinch Body

An unattractive person’s body that you wouldn’t touch with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

Erin has that grinch body!

by FatMreedman December 25, 2018

Gronchikle

A human of the sort that likes to sleep inside bookshelves, eat furniture and have relationships with inanimate objects

That guy is totally a gronchikle

by savory shyoes October 10, 2019

Grinchetta

Her confidence is on 10. She's bad and she's bouji. She's a savage. She'll steal more than your Christmas and think nothing of it, be warned. She is commonly identified by her resting Grinch face.

I can't believe Grinchetta stole my man and had the nerve to still want to be friends.

by daviscup July 6, 2020