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Grock

An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.

Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"

Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.

Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
by Mr Untouchable January 31, 2008
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Grocery Getter

A 4 door sedan that owners think is fast but was actually made and intended for buying groceries at Wal Mart
Yo! Mah Audi A4 it fast! It don't matta that it weighz 4,000 lbz and haz moms driving it b/c I shift MAD QUICK yo!

Yo! Mah Audi S4 I haz supercharged with everi mod possible...it run 109 mph in da 1/4...shit is da fastest thing on da road! (grocery getter)
by The sports car police April 30, 2010
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Grock

A somewhat rare nickname for one who is named "Grace."
1. Grock!!! Thanks for coming to my graduation!
by Vince T. September 5, 2008
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grocery bag

when a gay man takes his sweaty ball sack skin and jacks off another guy with it.
ralph: so what did you do with that guy last night, Tom?

Tom: i gave him the signiture grocery bag. duh.
by da-stonedahl February 14, 2009
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grocery getter

Usually a derogatory term to describe any vehicle that was designed to be a practical vehicle for a family, usually limited to only include sedans, station wagons, minivans or SUVs. Modifying the engine or appearance of a grocery getter does not change the initial intent for said vehicle so it is still considered a grocery getter.

Some manufactures will offer a version of a grocery getter with a high performance engine or other modifications in an attempt to remove the grocery getter stigma, but if the base model of the vehicle is considered a grocery getter then all models of that vehicle is considered a grocery getter.

Usually trucks, coupes, convertibles, exotics and motorcycles are not considered grocery getters because they are not practical family vehicles.
grocery getter, Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, Chevy Impala, Ford Taurus
by Amazon Prime October 17, 2011
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groceries

an alternative word for alcohol, used by teens that are underage
person 1: are you goin to that party?
person 2: ya man, i heard theres goin to be mad groceries
by j menz July 30, 2007
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grocks

Grungy socks. Very dirty or crusty socks. Usually worn more then a day at a time.
Person 1: What is that smell?!

Person 2: I think it's zak's yellow grocks!
by shadyops February 22, 2010
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