the Greg

when giving a simple kiss goodnight, instead of going for the cheek, you lean in alittle more therefore getting partial lip action

Alexa : so did you hook up with that kid?
Arianna : noo, all i got was the Greg

by "Jelly" April 08, 2006

Greg

man who falls in love with a girl named maria

that dude is a greg

by erikthechamp August 27, 2008

Greg

The only type of guy who will Buy the wrong sized condom when knowing he's going to get laid that night.

P1:dude I bought the wrong sized condoms last night and could have sex with my girl.
P2: shit you're such a Greg!

by Bn April 12, 2015

Greg

A man whom everyone loves. Has an enormous penis that women fall for. Is respected by all his peers.

Did you see Greg the other day, that guy is so much better than me

by Thegrandjury March 19, 2019

Greg

A little fucking bitch all the time

Good at history
Not at science
Mormon but at the same time isn’t
Stanley is better at football than him

Stop being such a Greg all the time and shut the fuck up

by Hayden stanley January 11, 2019

Greg

He might seem cool at first and really hot but don’t be fooled by his looks he can be a real snake so stay away from Greg he’s also known to be a player and a heart breaker

Sam : he’s so hot I’m going to talk to him

Ben : don’t his a Greg

Sam: oh gregs are the worst

by Thebest1024 March 12, 2018

Greg

A lightskin who is typically a cheater and resembles a monkey and is some what talk and very ugly

Wow look at that fucking ugly greg

by Sharkieboy October 30, 2018