the Greg

when giving a simple kiss goodnight, instead of going for the cheek, you lean in alittle more therefore getting partial lip action

Alexa : so did you hook up with that kid?
Arianna : noo, all i got was the Greg

by "Jelly" April 25, 2006

Greg

man who falls in love with a girl named maria

that dude is a greg

by erikthechamp October 16, 2008

Greg

The only type of guy who will Buy the wrong sized condom when knowing he's going to get laid that night.

P1:dude I bought the wrong sized condoms last night and could have sex with my girl.
P2: shit you're such a Greg!

by Bn April 12, 2015

Greg

He might seem cool at first and really hot but don’t be fooled by his looks he can be a real snake so stay away from Greg he’s also known to be a player and a heart breaker

Sam : he’s so hot I’m going to talk to him

Ben : don’t his a Greg

Sam: oh gregs are the worst

by Thebest1024 March 11, 2018

Greg

To Greg, is to sit around all day doing nothing, then moaning like a teenager when you are asked to do something.

Why are you doing a Greg, get some fucking work done.

by Ducksuck March 17, 2019

Greg

Greg is just greg, or also known as grank. There is nothing spescial about him and there will never be. Truly greg is just greg

Do u knwo greg?
No, who’s that?
Like greg

Ohgreg

by Onlymeandi February 12, 2019

Greg

A man whom everyone loves. Has an enormous penis that women fall for. Is respected by all his peers.

Did you see Greg the other day, that guy is so much better than me

by Thegrandjury March 19, 2019