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Industrial Grandma

A disgruntled person (generally a musician) within the electro/industrial scene who complains vociferously about their distaste for the music, people and ethos of 'the scene' but only attends electro/industrial show or clubs, or (in the case of musicians) only targets their music at that audience.
Industrial Grandma: "God I hate industrial music. The scene is dead, man."
General Fan: "So you're not coming to the CombiChrist show next week?"
Industrial Grandma: "Nah i'll be there, but I still hate the scene."
by IndustrialGrandma01 February 9, 2013
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Grandma Meme

A sassy, cool, loving, and sweet old cougar.
My Grandma Meme is such a flirt! She is always hitting on her cute young doctors.
by Big Pun17 February 8, 2021
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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.
“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

Hell yeah dude!”
by plop plip August 4, 2019
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Grandma girl

She is a mom girl and grandma girl
by 459395 March 11, 2022
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Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
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Grandma Ugh

17:00 in Jaws: The revenge, alternative name for Ellen Brody
Ugh... Ugh (grandma ugh)
by Maggie's boy April 12, 2019
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