jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

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baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.

My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”

by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019

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Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.

Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?

by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022

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Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

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