cock goo

The creamy white substance that spontainiously squirts out of the male reproductive organ during sexual intercourse or during masturbation.

"Aye jimmy I fucked Lisa for hours and before I knew it my rooster puked up a good pint of cock goo into Lisa's creamy cunt then she licked it all off of my iron hard rod"

by Lilcocker February 8, 2014

goo net

Goo-Net (noun): A recent engineering Marvel developed in Cleveland, Ohio, the goo net serves to capture one's goo upon release and disposes of it discreetly. The goo net works like a traditional japanese fan and opens rapidly upon expulsion of goo. A pourous, quick dry material is used in construction of the goo net, similiar too that of Nike's dry fit clothing line. Once goo is captured, the goo net quickly closes and the net is released from the bottom. Traditional applications of the goo net include mounting in one's desk at work with a trash can underneath to catch the released goo nets. The desk goo net can be configured to be neatly concealed within the desk surface for rapid deployment. More recently, the car goo net and travel goo net have been released for added conveniance. Celebrity face inserts have also been added to the goo net lineup. These inserts attach directly to the goo net so the user can now goo their favorite celebrities on demand. The most popular inserts include Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Smith, and even Oprah Winfrey!

Steve cant even make a 30 minute car ride without his travel goo net.

Brian got shot in the face like a little goo net biatch!

by Anonomous1234567 March 23, 2007

goo goo gaa gaa

A babys first word

lady : a baby
Baby :goo goo gaa gaa
Lady : AWWWWWW

by Anime_gurl March 29, 2022

boo goo

When you scare someone so badly that thay cum in their pants, it is called "boo goo"

Lani screamed like a girl when I jumped out at him, and now his pants are full of boo goo.

by Joeittonlay October 17, 2006

goo-jitsu

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

by Scioppius October 28, 2009

Goo Goblin

Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.

"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."

by slapcore pleaser December 4, 2005

fag-goo

A thick syrup-like substance having many applications and coming from the explosion of an especially faggish person.

"Dude! Dako didn't let go of the fire works, now there is just a pile of fag-goo."

"Don't say that in church! God's gunna smite you and there'll be fag-goo everywhere!"

by Drago 71 July 31, 2009